Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Of my morning weekday routine, the moment I dread most getting to work is opening my container of yogurt.
I cringe when I go to peel the foil lid back, and the pressurized container invariably sprays drops of strawberry-white-cholocate on my shirt. Everyday I walk around with small yogurt stains on my [ahem] chest.
And I really don't like that.
Can we change that please?? Add a spray guard or some other kinda of amazingly simple protection device? I feel like I'm going to resort to a bib soon. Nobody over the age of 5 should be wearing a bib.
This message is brought to you by your friends at Yoplait. (Fruit on the bottom, Hope on top!)
If anyone can guess where the last line comes from, I will be your friend forever and ever. We will eat string cheese together and toast our friendship with cheap champagne.
Posted by Anonymous at 5:24 AM