The Woman is Twenty-Six!

Today is My Dear Friend Sarah's Birthday.

She likes to kiss women.

And her husband. (Hi Ethan!)

My 7 Favorite Things About Sarah Are:
(in no particular order)

1. Her ability to look at a situation and take the positive out of it.
2. Her endless knowledge of all that is Hebrew/Jewish.
3. Her imagination. (You should totally see the sorority we made up in college.)
4. She lives in Colorado, near PRIME ski areas! (yeah! for well-located friends!)
5. Her family rocks my face off.
6. She's a lover, not a fighter.
7. She has great stories about being in the weirdest situations with bizarre/lunatic people.

Happiest Birthday Sarah! :)

Because there's only 10 days left until my eggnog expires...

Merry Christmas!

Happy Hannukah!

Happy Kwanzaa!

Happy Festivus!

Happy New Year!!

Every household would be a happier place during the holidays if they each contained an egg nog fountain.

Idiot-syncrasies

Of my morning weekday routine, the moment I dread most getting to work is opening my container of yogurt.

I cringe when I go to peel the foil lid back, and the pressurized container invariably sprays drops of strawberry-white-cholocate on my shirt. Everyday I walk around with small yogurt stains on my [ahem] chest.

And I really don't like that.

Can we change that please?? Add a spray guard or some other kinda of amazingly simple protection device? I feel like I'm going to resort to a bib soon. Nobody over the age of 5 should be wearing a bib.

This message is brought to you by your friends at Yoplait. (Fruit on the bottom, Hope on top!)

If anyone can guess where the last line comes from, I will be your friend forever and ever. We will eat string cheese together and toast our friendship with cheap champagne.

Panic

Definition of panic in my little world on this Monday:

FedEx not having any record of the tracking number for your PE Application, which was due last Friday.

Which was placed in the FedEx box on Tuesday last week for overnight delivery.

And kicking yourself repeatedly for not checking this last week like you intended to.

Oh, and just FYI, TBPE won't be taking any calls today due to the influx of people freaking out like me.

Excuse me while I claw at my neck in anxiety.

UPDATE: FedEx says the package was signed for by an employee of TBPE, who does in fact exist (verified), so supposedly, all is ok in the world again. This morning took off 10-15 years minimum on my life span.

November Photo Dump, Part III, Mexico

Palapa over the beach in front of our resort

coconuts everywhere- yumm

like ice tea but with a buzz

avoiding the imminent burn

beach at Isla Mujeres - sandy feet

@ Senor Frogs - I see the attraction of this place for the average 18 y.o.

because the VW Bug, it's not short enough

happy holidays a la mexican-style

November Photo Dump, Part II

Forsyth Park Fountain

Stain Glass at Clary's of The Bird Girl

(from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

I love it.

You can never have enough Gelato.

I loved the Old School Bus Stop Signs

At Forsyth Park

The Ring

November Photo Dump, Part I

Last month's going-on's in photo format:

The Screen that a National Championship Buys

UT vs. Oklahoma State

Hook'em!

At 17 with our families after we got engaged

The families - Love Kasia's Boots

Welcome to Georgia! Surprise Trip (for me) to Savannah

The Country Buffet at The Lady & Sons (Paula Deen's Restaurant)