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Monday, April 02, 2007

The Ultimate Goal

(conversation among allegedly semi-intelligent women on a break during engineering classes)

T: (snacking on pizza) After this is done, I'm so getting a personal trainer.

L: (nibbling on an apple) I'm starting back with mine in 3 weeks.

I: How do famous people get so dang skinny?

Me: They do a diet combination of meth and coke.

T: One time, one of my friends did coke for like, 2 days, and lost FIFTEEN POUNDS.

L: And then she died of a heart attack.

Me: That's not a great idea.

I: I'd request to be buried in my bathing suit.

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