(conversation among allegedly semi-intelligent women on a break during engineering classes)
T: (snacking on pizza) After this is done, I'm so getting a personal trainer.
L: (nibbling on an apple) I'm starting back with mine in 3 weeks.
I: How do famous people get so dang skinny?
Me: They do a diet combination of meth and coke.
T: One time, one of my friends did coke for like, 2 days, and lost FIFTEEN POUNDS.
L: And then she died of a heart attack.
Me: That's not a great idea.
I: I'd request to be buried in my bathing suit.
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