So I forgot to mention one of my favorite parts of beach day (besides the obvious loving of my friends, sun/sand/food/drinking/playing) was that we played crab soccer. YEAH CRAB SOCCER. Who played this in elementary school? Riques swears is a suburban white kid school thing because he'd never heard of it. Boys beat the girls 5-3, but the resulting pain all over my body for the next two days was the most brutal part of it.